Lindsay Lohan’s mommy dearest, Dina Lohan has come up with something new after reports that Lindsay is planning to marry her gay girlfriend Samantha Ronson after dodging her daughter’s lesbian rumors for a long time.

The mother said, “If she’s happy, I’m happy,” Dina says. “That’s all I’ll say.

“Samantha’s great. I’ve known her and her family for ten years.”

She also revealed why her daughter was rushed to L.A hospital few days ago, “She has Asthma. She’s been flying around the world for five days. She was in Cannes. The temperature changes affect her breathing,” explained Dina.

She added, “I just talked to her. She’s great. She wanted me to fly out but I have four kids. My 11-year old son just made the New York State Soccer Team.”

Finally momma Lohan has accepted the  Lesbian truth. 

Fire-crotch babe, Lindsay Lohan is being dragged to the court for stealing a mink coat.

A NY college student, Maria Markova, has filed a lawsuit, which claims that LILO disappeared with her $12,000 golden mink coat at party in 1 Oak nightclub in January.

Maria’s lawyer, Merrill Cohen revealed that during the party the Mean Girls star was sitting alongside Maria.

Cohen added that Markova later saw Lindsay photo in OK! Magazine wearing her mink coat. That’s when the 22-year-old Columbia University student contacted Lohan’s rep and got her coat back almost after 2 weeks in February.

According to the lawsuit filed in Manhattan’s state Supreme Court, Markova is asking for unspecified damages for her mink coat returned with added smelling of “cigarettes and liquor”.

Another jewel added in LILO’s crown: Theif

Lindsay Lohan will begin shooting for her forthcoming flick “I Know Who Killed Me” at San Luis Obispo. The crew of her film are busy setting up a shop in San Luis Obispo Sunday night.

Scenes for the “psychotic thriller” will be shot in San Luis Obispo starting Monday and will run through Thursday.
The film will feature thousands of local extras.

All non-paid extras are asked to arrive by 5:30 Monday evening at San Luis Obispo High School.
And if you drive downtown be aware, five blocks of Higuera Street will be shut down starting at 3 p.m. Tuesday.

Lindsay Lohan is apparently “doing great” at Wonderland. Though she sneaked out of it to party with Paris Hilton and got drunk… she still seems to be “doing great” as her mom Dina Lohan wants to put it.

“She’s amazing. She’s great and she’s happy,” Dina explained. “She’s in a really good space right now. It’s wonderful at Wonderland - how cheesy.”

The kind of brat that Lohan is I wonder if she can ever be happy any where or with any one for that matter.

Lindsay is planning to auction her rotten and frozen appendix… any takers? Before you even think of it… make sure you have enough space in your freezer.

Apparently Lindsay was so worried that her rotten appendix might fall into wrong hands and then be sold on eBay so she brought it home and kept it in her freezer.

Lindsay’s new best friend Kimberly Stewart (daughter of Rod Stewart) has advised her to auction it for charity herself.

I know its for a good cause…But why on earth do people buy stuff like that… it won’t be long when these people will auction their solied toilet papers for charity hahahah … you can frame them and hang it in your living room… with a label saying ‘Soiled Toilet Paper of Ms.Lindsay Lohan’ and even mention the date when she used it

I think Dina Lohan should stop praising Lindsay in public… she did that earlier too when Lindsay joined the Alcoholics Anonymous meetings and we all have seen the results… Now she has praised Lindsay again as she checked in to the Wonderland Rehab Center.

Dina insists she is proud of her daughter for making the courageous decision to get help of her personal issues.

“I’m so proud of her. She’s really in a good place right now, spiritually and mentally…She’s in an amazing, phenomenal place. She’s 20 and she’s solid, and she’s doing what she needs to do…I don’t know that many people who are that secure. It’s all about her, and getting back on track. She’s fine - she’s amazingly fine.”

Yeah yeah… it has been just a few days that she is fine… but the point is… How long will she be fine?

Lindsay who went frenzy on an all-night drinking binge at the Golden Globes Party was found passed out in a corridor of the Beverly Wilshire hotel at 6 am next morning and thus ended up at a rehab instead of a holiday at Mexico.

Lindsay who checked in LA’s Wonderland Rehabilitation Center on Wednesday, spoke to the media and said,

“I’m doing so great, thanks. I’m fine. Nothing to worry about…Thank you so much for checking in, I do appreciate it. I’m actually watching ‘American Idol’ at the moment and laughing so hard!”

Whatever happened to Alcoholics Anonymous meetings and all that good-girl effort during Christmas and New Year… I guess Lindsay starved herself so much of alcohol that she binged at the Golden Globes.

Lindsay Lohan has checked herself into an rehab after the doctors informed her that her party-hard lifestyle and excess intake of alcohol is bringing her a lot of health problems.

Lindsay’s publicist Leslie Sloane Zelnik issued a statement announcing Lindsay’s decision,

“I have made a proactive decision to take care of my personal health. I appreciate your well wishes and ask that you please respect my privacy at this time.”

Well… I guess for once we should let the fire-crotch taste ‘privacy’ for once… and then she would learn to value fame better.

Lindsay Lohan who is playing a topless pole dancer in her forthcoming flick ‘I Know Who Killed Me’ recently offended the topless dancers when she e-mailed her pals writing,

“They’re all whores; they’re all whores, except for some, obviously.”

It was just a couple of days ago when Lindsay was spotted bumping and grinding at Scores West club, performing the pole dance, she’s been taking lessons for.

“She got up on the stripper pole and began to dance with the Scores Girls with 400 customers cheering her on,. Then, she joined her entourage of 15 in the VIP area, and got lap dances from many of the girls, including a special double-dance from two strippers at once, “a source was quoted saying.

After she was done with her performance, she meekly apologized to the Scores West dancers for what she had written about them in general…and the dancers, who were awestruck by her nonchalance accepted her apology instantly.

Apparently she didn’t booze even then…

“It was hot. But while everybody was drinking, Lindsay was not. It was strictly Perrier for her, “the source added.

Looks like Lindsay is really trying hard to be a good girl!

While Lindsay Lohan bruises her thighs black and blue learning to strip and pole dance in her forthcoming flick ‘I Know Who Killed Me’, actress Julia Ormond has been cast to play Lohan’s mother in the movie.

The story revolves around Lohan and Ormond. Ormond is horrified when Lohan is kidnapped. She finally finds her daughter only to discover that she is someone else.

The filming of the movie is scheduled to start this month in LA and New York.

Out of the blue, Lindsay Lohan has hit the headline for a right reason as she partied yesterday for a good cause.

Lindsay was out with Mary-Kate Olsen and Mischa Barton as they attended a children’s charity gala. Lohan, Olsen and Barton stood out from the crowd, wowing other guests with their stunning outfits by Dolce and Gabanna.

Their dresses were designed by Dolce and Gabanna for Penelope Cruz that will be sold at auction to raise money for charity.

Give a big hand to Lohan for acting like a responsible citizen for once!!!

Just as we discovered Lohan’s wardrobe secret that she wears designer clothes and accessories on loan…we found out that she had lost that diamond bracelet that she had borrowed from Cartier.

Lohan had misplaced the bracelet worth £20,000 - £30,000 after a night out on the lash.

A source was quoted saying,

“It was embarrassing. Lindsay couldn’t find it anywhere and was trying to stall for time to see if she could dig it out. She had been loaned the jewellery in good faith for her presenting gig at the World Music Awards on Wednesday.”

“The plan was always for her to return the bracelet after, which seemed to have slipped her mind,” the source added.

Apparently the whole room was turned upside down and many people were suspected to have stolen it. But finally Lohan had to shell out the entire cost of the bracelet to compensate for the loss.

She might pretend to be a ’self-declared’ diva but she is no more than an irresponsible wannabe brat!

Lindsay Lohan is seen gracing the inauguration and launch parties by the likes of Tommy Hillfiger and Donna Karan. And she is also often spotted wearing clothes and accessories designed by a few of the biggest names in the Fashion industry.

47She was seen at hosting the World Music Awards wearing a diamond bracelet worth £300,000…but on loan from Cartier.

A source close to Lohan was quoted saying, “Lindsay is a part of an industry where looking good is the most important thing. She makes it a point to wear good clothes and good accessories but she cant repeat her clothes and accessories again, so she takes most of them on loan from these designer labels, wears them once and returns them back.”

Thats the secret of Lohan’s designer wardrobe!

London’s World Music Awards and Lindsay Lohan is going to co-host the prestigious event at the British Capital’s Earls Court venue next month and wants her girlfriends by her side at the bash.

Since she is all single now, she is set to rock the awards nite with fellow newly reunited pals Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie.

I hope Lohan picks up her British accent well till the Awards nite…else she would be doing what she doesn’t want to…Van Dyking while co-hosting the event hahaha.

We can never get enough of Lindsay Lohan… her awesome teen looks and naughty eyes can make any heart go pit pat.. But wasn’t she looking extra gorgeous the night she attended the Malibu Celebration of Film Gala Dinner and Tribute honoring filmmaker Robert Altman ??? We know why….

If the grapevine is to be believed, then billionaire toy boy boyfriend Harry Morton took her back the same day !!! The star duo had split last month due to the media pressure… being a celeb couple ain’t a piece of cake.. right !

Though Harry says that’s they’re still taking a breather… but things surely seem to be getting brighter for he babe… rock on girl….

P.S our sincere condolences to Keanu Reaves and Stavros Niarchos, whom Lohan had started dating in the absence of Harry