Lindsay Lohan’s mommy dearest, Dina Lohan has come up with something new after reports that Lindsay is planning to marry her gay girlfriend Samantha Ronson after dodging her daughter’s lesbian rumors for a long time.

The mother said, “If she’s happy, I’m happy,” Dina says. “That’s all I’ll say.

“Samantha’s great. I’ve known her and her family for ten years.”

She also revealed why her daughter was rushed to L.A hospital few days ago, “She has Asthma. She’s been flying around the world for five days. She was in Cannes. The temperature changes affect her breathing,” explained Dina.

She added, “I just talked to her. She’s great. She wanted me to fly out but I have four kids. My 11-year old son just made the New York State Soccer Team.”

Finally momma Lohan has accepted the  Lesbian truth. 

Fire-crotch babe, Lindsay Lohan is being dragged to the court for stealing a mink coat.

A NY college student, Maria Markova, has filed a lawsuit, which claims that LILO disappeared with her $12,000 golden mink coat at party in 1 Oak nightclub in January.

Maria’s lawyer, Merrill Cohen revealed that during the party the Mean Girls star was sitting alongside Maria.

Cohen added that Markova later saw Lindsay photo in OK! Magazine wearing her mink coat. That’s when the 22-year-old Columbia University student contacted Lohan’s rep and got her coat back almost after 2 weeks in February.

According to the lawsuit filed in Manhattan’s state Supreme Court, Markova is asking for unspecified damages for her mink coat returned with added smelling of “cigarettes and liquor”.

Another jewel added in LILO’s crown: Theif

Lately we have been hearing alot of rumors about LILO getting cozy with best pal Samantha Ronson and after the duo were spotted snuggling and kissing people started believing that Lindsay is a lesbian.

But mom Dina and sister Ali have come to rescue their sister and clarified that Lindsay is not a lesbian.

Ok we will also ignore this crap, until some fresh rumors come out.

Alright guys… Mike Tyson has apparently checked into the same facility as Lindsay Lohan for the same kind of problem as Lindsay Lohan again. And if you that it was just a fluke coincidence… well not really the two have pretty much a lot in common which doesn’t surprise that they have chosen the same facility for the same problem – excessive alcohol.

Though Lindsay Lohan hasn’t been and I imagine never would be as successful she I am sure as maligned as the former Boxing Heavy Weight champion. Excessive drinking, DUI charges, drug addiction are credentials that both of them share and are planning to have counseled and treated at the Wonderland facility in LA. But it would be interesting to see if Mike would also be allowed to do the stuff likes in between his counseling sessions – something like punching a few doctors blue, raping a couple of nurses and some bitten ears may be… after all that’s what Tyson likes you see.

I think Dina Lohan should stop praising Lindsay in public… she did that earlier too when Lindsay joined the Alcoholics Anonymous meetings and we all have seen the results… Now she has praised Lindsay again as she checked in to the Wonderland Rehab Center.

Dina insists she is proud of her daughter for making the courageous decision to get help of her personal issues.

“I’m so proud of her. She’s really in a good place right now, spiritually and mentally…She’s in an amazing, phenomenal place. She’s 20 and she’s solid, and she’s doing what she needs to do…I don’t know that many people who are that secure. It’s all about her, and getting back on track. She’s fine - she’s amazingly fine.”

Yeah yeah… it has been just a few days that she is fine… but the point is… How long will she be fine?

I think Kevin Federline has a thing for popular women… He married Britney Spears when she was at her prime and now he seems to be interested in none other than our ‘freckly-red head’ Lindsay Lohan.

Apparently the dude texted Lindsay suggesting that they should hang out… (though he didn’t mention the reason ‘why’) and our babe Lindsay, for once, used what her mama gave her… an half an Ounce of gray matter, that is… and sent back a curt…

Obviously, K-Fed’s big ego got scorned and he is now going around calling Lohan names and gracing her with expletives.

C’mon K-Fed… just coz Lindsay has an average of 20 boyfriends an year… it doesn’t mean she’d hangout with a loser like you… and f**k that attitude of yours Mr.Federline… if you haven’t realized you aren’t the hottest thing around… and unfortunately… Lindsay knows that!

Lindsay Lohan on one hand is attending AA meetings and on the other getting zonked with drug Oxycontin, which is a legal painkiller.

The lady has been mixing the potent painkiller with alcohol and cocaine.

“I watched Lindsay Lohan snort cocaine and pop Oxycontin then wash it all down with vodka!” reveals a source.

The sourced added,

“I’ve spent many drink and drug-fueled nights withLindsay. I’m only coming forward now because I want to save her life.”

Dont worry man…Even the strongest of drugs won’t kill the freckly thick skin!!!

Now this is what happens when wannabes like Ms.’Im-the-best’ push off school to be an actor. Lindsay Lohan thought she had learned enough to memorize her dialogues but check out what she has written in her ‘letter of condolence ‘ to the family of deceased director Robert Altman. Poor Lohan, despite all that diva-ish tantrums that she keeps throwing here an there…she doesn’t seem to have even a basic grasp of the language she has been speaking since childhood.

She writes,

“I am lucky enough to of been able to work with Robert Altman amongst the other greats on a film that I can genuinely say created a turning point in my career,” she began, less than certainly. “He was the closest thing to my father and grandfather that I really do believe I’ve had in several years… He left us with a legend that all of us have the ability to do.” A little lower down, she fell into improve philosophy, apparently riffing on the notion that life is too short to waste: “Make a searching and fearless moral inventory of yourselves’ (12st book) - everytime there’s a triumph in the world a million souls hafta be trampled on. - altman Its true. But treasure each triumph as they come.” And she signed off, “Be adequite. Lindsay Lohan.”

I think American Government should start paying attention to the standard of education at the Public Schools now!

The overtly freckly red-head has quite a few films in her kitty yet I dont think I am wrong when I say that Lohan isn’t a good actress.

I know people will say that she is just a kid and she will grow with time and all that crap but acting is merely a medium through which Lohan became a celebrity and earns money nothing more than that.

I was wondering, if Lohan wasn’t an actress…what would she have done? Well…frankly she is really up to no good…She wouldn’t have done anything better than making Pasta ha ha ha!

I’m serious folks! Lindsay’s dad Michael Lohan who was a Wall Street trader. He sold his multi-million dollar pasta business to fund and develop major studios and independent Hollywood productions.

So if she wasn’t an actress…she would have been helping her dad sell pasta!

Well, Lindsay Lohan’s anorexia and bulemia confessions are splashed all over the world. But what was it that led to these eating disorders in Lindsay’s daily diet of junk food!

It was Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie…Nope…No hidden controversy though…It was not long ago when Lohan-Richie-Hilton were jiggy pals (before their recent fall-out…that is…)

It was one fateful day when Lindsay Lohan was aghast when she looked at herself standing between super skinny Nicole Richie and bony and gaunt Paris Hilton!

She couldn’t take it anymore then…and rest all they say is history!
But docs say there are still chances of Annorexia and Bulemia raising their ugly head in Lohan’s life again…now that she is friends again with Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie.

Specialists say she should try and make friends with someone of her own size…the bigger the better hahahaha

What the hell is Lindsay Lohan up to??? Well… there was a time when she didn’t care a damn as to which photographer was shooting her without make up (she needs it all over her body due to her extremely bad skin!!!) and then we also had pics of her puppies being felt up by boyfriend Harry Morton… but this time, Lindy baby has just out done herself by circulating some slumber party pictures of her and foe turned ‘close pal’ Paris Hilton…

This pic is either a great piece of Photoshop work, or is a result of some heavy duty drinking and ‘making up’ between the two bosom pals now they seem to be drunk… and very VERY uncouth!!!

This surely isn’t surprising from the babes who either have their puppy feeling pics or full length home sex videos proudly circulated all over the globe!!! Another example of some ‘hardcore female bonding’ eh!!!!!

Lindsay Lohan has just outdone herself when it comes to falling into deep shit with the press and her boobs!!! The media has as usual made a mountain out of a mole hill… they announced that Lindy baby has gotten a boob job done after seeing her extra plush cleavage in a few pics of hers…

But miss awful skin has denied it out rightly!!! The 20 year old says “I feel great. I like having a shape.” Well if you call that a shape, then I pity poor Harry Morton

“I like my breasts the way they are.” She says… well Lindsay, we love them too… only if they were minus covering and those scars and pigments all over them

Looks like Lindsay Lohan is really growing up (finally). She is trying best to shed down her party-girl image and give a serious thought to life.

She has set quite a few big goals that she wishes to achieve by the age of 30. I really wonder if she will make it that big in a decade but lets see.

She says, “I want to get married before I’m 30. And have my house…And make the kind of record I want. And I’d like to win an Oscar before then. Owning a house will make me very proud. I need a place to call home, to feel it’s mine.”

Lohan claims, “I’m pretty practical. I’m a very domestic person”. ( Oh yeah??? And she wants us to buy that one …yawn yawn!!!) But that claim comes after she has cut down partying from her daily routine and is trying to spend ‘quiet nights at home’.

For the party-animal that she has been…I wont be surprised if she gets back to her daily partying routine in just a week…thats Lindsay Lohan for you!

We can never get enough of Lindsay Lohan… her awesome teen looks and naughty eyes can make any heart go pit pat.. But wasn’t she looking extra gorgeous the night she attended the Malibu Celebration of Film Gala Dinner and Tribute honoring filmmaker Robert Altman ??? We know why….

If the grapevine is to be believed, then billionaire toy boy boyfriend Harry Morton took her back the same day !!! The star duo had split last month due to the media pressure… being a celeb couple ain’t a piece of cake.. right !

Though Harry says that’s they’re still taking a breather… but things surely seem to be getting brighter for he babe… rock on girl….

P.S our sincere condolences to Keanu Reaves and Stavros Niarchos, whom Lohan had started dating in the absence of Harry

Lindsay Lohan was partying last night at Club Hyde and upon leaving with a group of girl pals, realized that all her friends could not fit in her car. The all-girls gang was big and the car seemed small. When a group of photogs offered to give a lift to the extra babes to their next destination., a party in Hollywood Hills, the clever babe accepted the offer and in return for their favour let them take some beautiful snapshots of her.

So sweet of Lindsay, atleast she was grateful to the photogs, unlike last time when she forgot to say thanks to the man who found her lost bag !!!