Lindsay Lohan is so desperate to date Michael Phelps that she is literally begging him for a date through calls and texts.

The Olympic hunt is reportedly receiving many calls from the Mean Girls actress during a visit to a hotel in London.

And he got excited and showed her messages to his friends,  “It’s Lindsay. It’s Lindsay.”

Well if he really has a brain in his head he wouldn’t venture in the Lohan territory.

Lindsay Lohan recently hit out at her dad Michael Lohan after he went barking to the media that Samantha Ronson was using Lindsay.

This what she wrote on her blog:

If you have something to say to me, say it to my face- that’s what I have believed my whole life- don’t be a coward and say it to others first, let alone all the media in the world- I think we know where the rest of this blog is going…

If you guessed it had to do with my father- then you guessed right! It really hurts, because I have tried- after all that my mother and siblings have gone through, I really tried to make things work- For the hope of having a father again-wanting things to change- even though people have said, some people will forever remain the same.

Having said that- the people were right, and he is yet to change- but this time, without his daughter by his side- He has become a public embarrassment and a bully- To my family, my co-workers, my friends, and a girl that means the world to me (its obvious who that is).

He has no idea what is going on in my life because I have chosen not to involve him in it- His recent attack on my life and my loved ones is simply for an ADDICTION THAT HE HAS- FAME. Why he feels the need to comment on anything in my life that I may want to keep private, is beyond comprehension- If he really cared about my life, and me then he would learn to respect my wishes by staying out of it.

Samantha has not and would never sell me out. Nor has my mother, who is wonderful.

This further proves that any information that my father has about me or the people in my life is internet based- and about as accurate as a page six item.

I’m not going to engage any further, though I probably could go on…

I have said enough, I have a therapist, and it is not the cameraman at x17.

I like the dig at the end she makes on that famous site.

Lindsay’s father, Michael Lohan is reportedly upset and furious with Samantha Ronson for making his daughter - Lindsay Lohan as a scape goat.

Same goes to you daddy Lohan.

Lindsay Lohan’s openly gay gal pal Samantha Ronson is all set to spill the beans about her relationship with the Mean Girls actress.

Well lets see what intimate flings this same gender couple has to offer us.

Lindsay Lohan has got hooked to the dreaded drink again despite of her taking series of treatments at the rehab centre.

The Lohan brigade feels that Lindsay’s gay girlfriend Samantha Ronson is responsible for the singer going back to her old ways.

Well we will wait for the truth since the source here is unreliable.

Lindsay Lohan’s dad Michael Lohan has challenged Britney Spear’s ex-hubby Kevin Federline for a boxing match, so that he can raise funds for a charity.

Senior Lohan wants to have a fight to raise bucks for cancer charity situated near his New York home.

Although he is yet to approach Federline he has already started planning for his regime.

He says, “Everyone wants me to fight K-fed because he’s a notorious celebrity dad and so am I. It’s for charity.

“It’s serious boxing. You have to go get a trainer. I have to register with the Mature Boxing Association.”

Dad Lohan doesn’t care if K-Fed rejects his offer,  “I don’t care who it is; it’s for charity. I’ve been beaten up by the press, so I don’t care if I get a few shots by a kid half my age.”

So do we see Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears in the audience for the match?

Lindsay Lohan’s openly gay pal Samantha Ronson “wasn’t thrilled” when LILO openly flirted with her ex-boyfriends behind her back.

An onlooker said, “Lindsay chatted with her ex Harry Morton for a few minutes. Sam wasn’t thrilled.”

Lindsay had a double treat when Calum Best also turned up at the recent night out.

Lindsay’s rep however has a different story to tell,  “It wasn’t awkward for her to be with all of her exes. That was definitely enough drama for Lindsay. She made sure the rest of the night was very mellow, drinking little as she smoked and stuck by Sam’s side.”

“Lindsay reassured Sam by gently rubbing her lower back whenever they were alone.”

I guess Samantha doesn’t care much.

Lindsay Lohan is I guess done with her lesbian fling, as she is back to hitting out at them.

According to new rumors Lohan is trying to meet her ex-boyfriends and is flirting with guys big time.

The Mean Girls actress was spotted hugging and kissing men, when Samantha was busy with Deejaying.

An onlooker said, “Lindsay was laughing and giggling with these guys. Sam tries to focus on Lindsay, but it’s never enough.”

“Lindsay is the aggressive one in the relationship.”

Samantha should have been prepared for this one.

A source says, “Sam’s family is Jewish. Lindsay has learned a lot about Judaism from Sam and admires its beliefs.”

But pals of Lohan insist that she is not serious and this might be for some publicity, adding, “Two years ago it was Kabbalah. Last year it was Alcoholics Anonymous. She was into ‘peace’ for a while. Whatever is of the moment, that’s Lindsay. But the one thing it does show is her commitment to Sam. She could be any religion and Lindsay would be open to it.”

Do you guys think Lohan is serious this time?

She writes in her MySpace blog, “Me and my friend Patrick walking into a store, and two paparazzi come up out of nowhere (like usual) and start throwing questions at me…
one of them being, “Hey Lindsay, what do you have to say about people commenting on your sisters implants?”
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my response simply was, “Did you really just ask me that? She is a 14 year old girl, and you are a pedophile!”
I was caught out of nowhere so I didn’t really come up with the proper response at the time.. there’s many other things that I felt like saying, but why give it to a random guy with a camera so that he can make money!
All I am trying to say is, is that, I was raised with a wonderful family surrounding me, of course we have our ups and downs, but all in all my mother taught us to appreciate what we have been given. Nor would she ever encourage, or allow a 14-year-old child to alter her body.
I am not judging people that do, but I am just saying that it’s not something that my family finds necessary to do, especially when you’re not even fully developed yet!
It is hard enough being 14 years old and you have enough insecurities to begin with, then add being in the public eye…
I just find it really disconcerting that people have to focus on the negative and that some people are sooooo bored with their own lives that they need to manifest lies to hurt another person in a more positive light…”

Well does Lindsay know that Ali has had a nose job already?

Ronson tells in an interview, “I stay away from the tabloids. I’m not going to talk about Lindsay because she’s my friend, you know? She’s great. She’s also 22 years old. I think people forget that. “With the Internet the way it is, one second we’re enemies, one second we’re best friends, one second we’re lovers, and then we’re broken up.”

Lohan also loves The Ronson but refuses to say anything beyond this, adding, “I love the Ronsons. They’re close to my heart and I respect all the work they do. Samantha and my relationship is a private matter.”

Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan are rumored to be in a lesbian relationship and are hoping to tie the knot soon.

No guys the lesbian pair have not eloped, Lindsay Lohan and her openly gay girlfriend Samantha Ronson ran away from a Miami restaurant after they spotted a staffer taking their photos.

The source said that the pair  ‘were so offended’ that they left the restaurant without eating their food.

Well Lohan and Ronson are making waves with their great escapades these days.

Lindsay Lohan gave girlfriend Samantha Ronson a surprise on her 31’st birthday.

Samantha had her DJ appointments even on her birthday but LILO made sure that they some romantic time together on Ronson’s special day and cosied up in LA’s Crown bar.

Apparently at exact five past twelve, the music was slowed and Lohan sang the ‘Happy Birthday’ song and presented a cake and a kiss to Ronson.

The girls then danced till they dropped and clicked themselves with the lens. They finally ended their show at 1:30 am.

Mean Girls star, Lindsay Lohan is furious with a LA based police chief who branded her as gay.

She said, “Police chiefs shouldn’t get involved in everyone else’s business when it comes to their personal life. It’s inappropriate.”

Cheif William Bratton made a controversial remark supporting his new rules about paparazzi in LA.

He said,  “If you notice, since Britney started wearing clothes and behaving, Paris is out of town not bothering anybody - thank God - and evidently, Lindsay Lohan has gone gay, we don’t seem to have much of an issue.”

So do we see Britney and Paris also lambasting the police chief?

Lindsay Lohan and her openly gay pal, Samantha Ronson are planning to tie the knot, according to reports.

The ‘Mean Girls’ star lately confirmed that she is dating DJ Samantha Ronson and is planning to walk down the aisle in an intimate ceremony in LA later in 2008.Mom, Dina Lohan is also making plans to host a lavish party in Ronson’s honor to welcome her into the Lohan clan.

A source close to the couple reveals, They’ve been keeping the relationship quiet for months and trying to pass each other off as ‘just good friends’. “But they’ve decided it isn’t a fling, it’s for life - so they want to make their romance public. Dina is still working on the date of the party but it’s looking like towards the end of the year.”

Apparently the 22-year-old actress has already splurged on a white Chanel mini-dress and Samantha is thinking to wear a black suit accompanied with a top hat.

The duo are planning to tie the knot in November, the same month which is going to see the release of Lohan’s new album ‘Spirit In The Dark’. The duo are planning to tie the knot in November, the same month which is going to see the release of Lohan’s new album ‘Spirit In The Dark’.