Now this is what happens when wannabes like Ms.’Im-the-best’ push off school to be an actor. Lindsay Lohan thought she had learned enough to memorize her dialogues but check out what she has written in her ‘letter of condolence ‘ to the family of deceased director Robert Altman. Poor Lohan, despite all that diva-ish tantrums that she keeps throwing here an there…she doesn’t seem to have even a basic grasp of the language she has been speaking since childhood.

She writes,

“I am lucky enough to of been able to work with Robert Altman amongst the other greats on a film that I can genuinely say created a turning point in my career,” she began, less than certainly. “He was the closest thing to my father and grandfather that I really do believe I’ve had in several years… He left us with a legend that all of us have the ability to do.” A little lower down, she fell into improve philosophy, apparently riffing on the notion that life is too short to waste: “Make a searching and fearless moral inventory of yourselves’ (12st book) - everytime there’s a triumph in the world a million souls hafta be trampled on. - altman Its true. But treasure each triumph as they come.” And she signed off, “Be adequite. Lindsay Lohan.”

I think American Government should start paying attention to the standard of education at the Public Schools now!

Lindsay Lohan is all set to go to Iraq and as a precaution she is learning how to shoot and handle a gun.

She will be visiting the war torn nation on Dec 6 to entertain the US troops deployed there, so its better to learn how to shoot before she leaves (as if its gonna help anyway).

“I’m not afraid of going. My security guard is going to take me to a gun range and I’m going to take some shooting lessons,” she says.”He says if I’m going to go there I should really know how to shoot,” she adds.

But I wonder why the woman insists on going to Iraq to perform there…firstly the most she can do is to shake her booty on some dance numbers and secondly UN Secretary General, Kofi Annan has publicly warned that Iraq is close to civil war and called for drastic action to halt the spiraling violence.

I wont be surprised if she is caught by the terrorists there and they ask US Govt for a ransom…Had I been the President…I would have given away the ransom and asked them to keep her with them and relieve us of her and her antics hahah

After dating umpteen number of men and infinite night outs with them…surprisingly Ms.Lindsay Lohan still dreams of a fairytale wedding and a prince charming…how ironic is that one!

Apparently she got a little emotional while filming the wedding scene with co-star Elijah Wood for the movie —. She was overwhelmed with the thought of how her own big day could be like.

She revealed, “That scene made me cry. It was very strange. The fairy tale wedding is every little girl’s fantasy; the cake that’s taller than her and a nice dress…My character is saving Elijah’s character from possibly dying, by marrying him and I thought that was important.”

But we wont be seeing her getting married until she is thirty, as she has resolved…she confirms saying,

“My own fairytale wedding will come but right now this is important to me and I think that’s a really good message to put out there.”

Until then she is happy the way she is used and thrown like a toilet paper by the likes of Calum Best etc…thats how Lindsay prefers it to be

Looks like poor Lindsay Lohan has been one of those use-and-throw girlfriends for Calum Best.

He dated Lohan for just over a week while she was in London for the World Music Awards and after she flew back home hurt, Best was spotted with another pretty woman at Heathrow Airport.

Lindsay must be feeling as if she is sitting on a hot pan now…apparently the woman is already married but gave in to Best’s charm without a second thought. She revealed,

“Calum shouted over to get my attention,” the woman in question told a pal. “He bought me a drink and we started snogging. It’s not something I’d normally do, but he was very charming.”

And guess what…Calum discovered that the woman was on the same flight as he was and he made sure they got seats together.

An onlooker revealed,

“They snogged all the way…He was pulling her hair, biting her playfully and they were generally fooling around. He asked if she wanted to join the Mile High Club, but she politely declined.”

Calum’s spokesman made a very politically correct statement in this regard, saying,

“Calum did meet a woman at Heathrow and they were very friendly on the plane. They didn’t spend the whole night together, though.”

Another story to add in Lohan’s quite impressive list of flings!

Lindsay Lohan might be the queen of tantrums but the woman still manages to get a few good movies in her kitty…yet she is waiting for that one movie that can fetch her an Oscar…(well..not so soon baby…not untill you concentrate more on work than designer clothes, parties, boyfriends and Paris Hilton).

Apparently, Lohan is really keen to play Stevie Nicks ina film of the Fleetwood Mac singer’s life.. She believes starring in a biopic of a legendary singer’s life is the way to get her hands on the golden prize.

A source reveals,

“She feels like she’s found a dream role in a story about Stevie Nicks at the height of Fleetwood Mac’s fame. Lindsay loves the music of that era, and people have told her she has the same distinctive gravelly voice as Stevie’s.”

The height of Lindsay’s desperation is that she is even trying to secure the rights to the story so that she can produce the film herself (probably she should try that ’self-employment’ option when filmmakers stop signing the ‘tantrum queen’.)

And Lohan is dreaming quite in detail…she has even thought of her leading man too…to play Fleetwood Mac’s Lindsey Buckingham - actor Jared Leto. The source revealed,

“She[Lindsay] keeps saying what a great team they are on-screen and that she has always wondered why he didn’t have a bigger career.”

Time to wake up Lindsay!!!

Lindsay Lohan had another new guy now…Calum Best, the son of late footballer George Best.

She met him at the South Kensington’s Boujis club and finally Kabaret’s Prophecy, where she caught the eye of playboy Calum Best. A source reveals,

“Calum went over and in no time had Lindsay giggling like a school girl. Within minutes they were snogging the faces off each other.”

What next…She was seen giving Calum Best a lapdance at another London nightclub. The couple partied till the wee hours of the morning and then took a cab back to Lindsay’s suite at the Sanderson Hotel. The couple had spent five nights together.

So what next…well…its been five nights together…and guess what? Lohan has already worn him out!

On the sixth day, as Best got ready to move out after spending the night together...Lohan sent some heavies to stop him from going.

An insider revealed,

“Staff thought Lindsay wanted them to get rid of Calum - they couldn’t believe they wanted help to keep him there. She was going crazy, demanding to know why Calum had to leave. She wasn’t listening when he told her he had to work. She was convinced he was going to meet another girl behind her back and was determined to stop him leaving.”

“In the end they managed to calm her down but she went to bed in a real strop, cursing Calum and saying she never wanted to see him again. He jumped into a car and sped off, ” the insider added.

Ah…Happy Ending (for Best)

So Ms. Lohan has come back home to LA and one of Best’s best friend was quoted saying,

“Calum’s a legendary swordsman, but he can’t keep up with Lindsay - she’s wearing him out. He thinks she’s a nice girl, but he’s glad she’s gone back home to LA.”

So that was the week long love story of Lindsay Lohan…Calum Best caught her, snogged her, f***ed her and threw her after use! Pity!

I smell something burning right underneath Ms. Dirty Skin’s freckly a*s… She is just gonna work with Keira Knightley in her forthcoming movie and the she has been walking with her nose high up in the air with her f**king attitude as if she is doing a favor on Keira having signed the movie.

Ms.Lohan manages to keep down her insecurities and jealousy under that Diva-ish attitude. It was gonna be the first time when Lindsay was to meet her would-be co-star Keira but Lindsay was hardly bothered to approach Keira herself. She asked her to come over through a text message and when she was considerate enough to put up with the wannabe diva’s silly tantrums, Ms. Lohan kept her waiting.

Keira with all her Brit manners said, “Hi. It’s great to finally meet you. I’m really excited about working with you on our film next year.” And guess what Ms. Dirty skin replied to her, “Oh, yeah, great,” and turned to her friends and continued to ignore Knightley.

Check out this picture folks…and tell me if you have the same doubt? Look at the bump at Lohan’s belly…doesn’t that look like she is pregnant?

Some of you may argue that it might just be her paunch…but do you think annorexic and bulimic Lohan can let grow a paunch around her abs? She would die of starvation if she saw that happening.

I seriously suspect that Lohan is pregnant…and it has not been ages since she has split with her last boyfriend Harry Morton…so she is likely to be pregnant with Morton’s child. (Now that clarifies why she reacted so violently when she saw pal Paris Hilton with her ex Harry Morton).

But we aren’t very sure though…we’ll have to wait for a couple of months before we could confirm that one.

Just as we discovered Lohan’s wardrobe secret that she wears designer clothes and accessories on loan…we found out that she had lost that diamond bracelet that she had borrowed from Cartier.

Lohan had misplaced the bracelet worth £20,000 - £30,000 after a night out on the lash.

A source was quoted saying,

“It was embarrassing. Lindsay couldn’t find it anywhere and was trying to stall for time to see if she could dig it out. She had been loaned the jewellery in good faith for her presenting gig at the World Music Awards on Wednesday.”

“The plan was always for her to return the bracelet after, which seemed to have slipped her mind,” the source added.

Apparently the whole room was turned upside down and many people were suspected to have stolen it. But finally Lohan had to shell out the entire cost of the bracelet to compensate for the loss.

She might pretend to be a ’self-declared’ diva but she is no more than an irresponsible wannabe brat!

Lindsay Lohan is seen gracing the inauguration and launch parties by the likes of Tommy Hillfiger and Donna Karan. And she is also often spotted wearing clothes and accessories designed by a few of the biggest names in the Fashion industry.

47She was seen at hosting the World Music Awards wearing a diamond bracelet worth £300,000…but on loan from Cartier.

A source close to Lohan was quoted saying, “Lindsay is a part of an industry where looking good is the most important thing. She makes it a point to wear good clothes and good accessories but she cant repeat her clothes and accessories again, so she takes most of them on loan from these designer labels, wears them once and returns them back.”

Thats the secret of Lohan’s designer wardrobe!

She may not be a really good actress on screen but she manages it quite well off-screen.

I thought she is quite popular but I was surprised to see the crowd greeted Ms.Lohan with jeers instead of cheers. Each time she took the satege she was faced with boing.

This upset her so much that she faked it falling down the stairs backstage and gave up her spot as the main presenter.

But we all know how Lindsay can’t control herself when it comes to partying. Even after her so called ‘injury’ she was spotted partying afterwards. Obviously there was a sign of injury…a blue band-aid on her finger.

It’s kinda become more of a routine for Lindsay Lohan to bare her fire crotch once in a while now… the babe just doesn’t seem to care whether it’s a nip-slip or baring her pussy!!! Or rather, does she? Maybe she does keep track of the time she last bared her dry n saggy vaginal lips… and maybe, reveals it once a month (like her monthly period :P)…

Planned or not planned, my boss will frisk my balls if I dun post those pics n so I’m doing that! But trust me… if she n I’d be the only two people left in the world n I would HAVE to mate with her to start a new civilization, I’d prefer wearing a lubricated condom n puncture it enough to transfer the ingredients… and pray for the rest of the month for her to get pregnant with that attempt itself!!! Would save myself the trouble of brushing against her dirty skin at least….

P.S. how in the WORLD would she manage to turn me on is another story altogether

The overtly freckly red-head has quite a few films in her kitty yet I dont think I am wrong when I say that Lohan isn’t a good actress.

I know people will say that she is just a kid and she will grow with time and all that crap but acting is merely a medium through which Lohan became a celebrity and earns money nothing more than that.

I was wondering, if Lohan wasn’t an actress…what would she have done? Well…frankly she is really up to no good…She wouldn’t have done anything better than making Pasta ha ha ha!

I’m serious folks! Lindsay’s dad Michael Lohan who was a Wall Street trader. He sold his multi-million dollar pasta business to fund and develop major studios and independent Hollywood productions.

So if she wasn’t an actress…she would have been helping her dad sell pasta!

Paris Hilton just cannot make-up her mind on whether she likes Stavros Niarchos better or Lohan’s ex Harry Morton.

Lindsay Lohan tossed a four-letter expletive on her jiggy pal Paris Hilton after she got to know that Morton had a sleep-over party at Hilton’s place on the 7th of November.

A source quotes their common friend saying,

“Lindsay still loves Harry, and this is devastating her.”

Apparently Hilton is smitten by Morton, A source reveals,

“Harry is Paris’s type of guy, he’s handsome and rich!”

But despite all this sleep-over business going on…Morton’s friend reveals that Lohan might be getting in a tizzy for no big deal because “Morton is not really into Paris”.

Well…he was into her on the night of 7th November…its been a week now…he might have been way over her and into someone else by now

Lohan seems to be all excited about the release of her forthcoming movie Bobby that dates back to the time when Robert F Kennedy was assassinated. Its a story of 22 people who were at the Ambassador Hotel for various reasons on the day Kennedy was murdered by Sirhan Sirhan.

42Lohan’s character Diane is based on a woman Estevez met while pounding out the script for Bobby. Suffering from a case of writer’s block, Estevez checked himself into a hotel on the coast in Central California. The desk clerk at the hotel recognized him, asked him what he was working on, and then proceeded to tell him she was a Kennedy volunteer who was at the Ambassador hotel on June 4, 1968. Estevez turned her personal story into the character played by Lohan, a young woman who marries a friend from high school to keep him out of Vietnam.

Lohan to get into her character had to talk to her grandma, she says, “I spoke to my grandmother, but I didn’t know half of the things that I know now.”

Lohan did it because of Estevez and Kennedy, but also as a way of introducing her young fan base to an important event in American history.

“It was also nice for me to have an opportunity to kind of take on the role of someone who, for my generation, for the young girls that I accumulated, I can kind of put a message into awareness out there to what’s going on in the character. My sister I actually brought to the set… She didn’t know who Bobby Kennedy was and she learned so much from being there. She went home and she did say stuff to her friends, and I think it’s important,” she said.

Lohan’s sister, who will be 13 in December, is close in age to a lot of Lohan’s fans. If her sister and other fans understand the message and learn from the film, then Lohan feels she’s done something worthwhile. Lohan said,

“I think it’s important for me to use my celebrity status or what it’s become, in a positive way, whether it’s through characters or through being with a cast of amazing people that I learned from and just putting it out there.”

Looks like baby Lindsay is growing up…What say?